My first encounter with Terrie was at the Indie Mashup in Houston, Texas. She was introduced to me by a friend of mine, and we hit it off. She’s absolutely hilarious. The entire time we chatted, she had me laughing. Oh, and check it. We even took a picture together. Since then I’ve gotten to know her, and can say that her reviews are spot on and she has flawless taste. She’s an amazing person and a valued friend.
Tell us a little bit about yourself?
I’m a married 36 year old virgin. Wait that’s a lie… I’m 37. Okay so I’m not a virgin I have two awesome kids. My 16 year old daughter who I refer to as The Girl, and my 10 year old son who I refer to as The Boy. Original probably not, so we’re holding off monogramming the towels.
Where are you from?
I was born in north Texas in a town called Happy ← true story. I have lived in Houston since I was three.
What do you do besides read and promote authors? (which by the way, thank you so much for all you do. We authors can’t express our appreciation enough)
With my A.D.D I do a lot….but not for long.
I’m a baseball/softball mom who is addicted to Facebook and Netflix. I work (I use that term loosely…) part time at a YMCA in the baby room. I spend the rest of my time chauffeuring my kids around. I usually drive 100-150 miles a day running them to school and what not.
Married? Divorced? Single? In a serious relationship with your current book boyfriend?
I am currently married…but divorce him weekly if he tries to make fun of my current book boyfriend. He knows I’m a book whore. I share my new/current sexy man with him constantly! (I may be hoping he gets the not so subtle hints I’m dropping on how I want him to be like my fictional men.) Terrible I know! But don’t hate him for his bad taste in woman ☺
What made you decide to become a blogger?
I fell in LOVE with author D.H. Sidebottom. I devoured her Heart of Stone series and contacted her to tell her just how much she affected me. I wanted to tell her how brilliant I thought she was. She was so extremely kind and down to earth. I couldn’t believe how cool she was. I mean she was author…which we know is basically a rock star that type’s right!! Well As I read and realized just how amazing so many authors out there where I wanted to do more. I wanted to truly share my love for them. There are so many talented authors out there, they’ve created such fantastic books and all they need are people to read them! So I worked with a friend on another blog to learn the ropes and in July I took the leap and created Just Another Book Bitch Blog.
Were there any blogs that inspired you when you started?
I had so many that I followed but mainly stalked author pages. I did start off with Two Sassy Chicks blog where I helped out for a few months.
The love I get from authors when they like my review.
I HATE writing reviews. I HATE IT! I feel like it’s never good enough. I feel like I can never get it right. To me whatever I come up with is just not sufficient enough to who ever I think is reading it. When what I really want to do is sit them down and make them read the books I love. And HOPE and PRAY they love it as much as I do.
So when an author shares my review and says how much they love it I FREAK and feel so honored. Then I FREAK again (and may or may not bring back the cabbage patch dance)
Does that sound conceded? Probably… it’s my favorite part anyway!
What are you currently reading?
Her Masters Teacher by Lily White, and Beta reading 2 books, for one of my favorite authors.
What is your favorite genre(s)?
Dark Erotica & New Adult. Both very different from each other BUT they make mama’s goodies tingle or give me butterflies! I love that!
Name a few (and I use that term liberally) of your favorite books.
IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER
The entire NSC/Heart of stone series by D.H Sidebottom
Empathy by Ker Dukey
Her Masters Courtesan by Lily White
Monsters in the Dark series by Pepper Winters
Dark Duet Series by C.J Roberts
Façade by Ker Dukey & D.H Sidebottom
Carnage by Lesley Jones
The Decimation of Mae by D.H Sidebottom
Hot Blooded by Kendall Grey
The Art of D/s by Ella Dominguez
The Beats in Rift by Ker Dukey
(so there may be a pattern with some of these authors…But THEY ARE FANTASTIC TRUST ME!)
Do you have any strange habits or rituals you do when taking on a new book to read for a requested review?
I try my damnest to go in blind. I try not to read wordy teasers, I don’t read other reviews, I even try to refrain from reading the blurb
I’m an emotional reader. If I don’t connect with the characters, I struggle reading even the most well written books. What is something that you feel is necessary in every book you read?
I’m the same way, I need a connection. Whether it’s love or hate I need to feel for the characters. I also need real angst. Anything too sweet just upsets my stomach.
How do you approach the situation of giving a negative review?
I sit in the corner and cry…. Well maybe not, but I do try to find positive points to help level out the negative. But I tend to always add that it’s just my opinion and each books speaks to an individual reader in a different way.
What was your biggest fan girl (or boy) moment?
Not book related but I met Sting several years ago. He asked me where I had been hiding all night. Told me I was beautiful and bought me a drink. May be a bit blah but it was sting and I was totally excited ☺_
You’ve been selected by to travel the universe. What is the first planet you’d choose to go to?
Earth circa 1960’s where the world was a BIT safer but the music was better and people believed in something besides themselves
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
You’ve been given the chance to be on any reality television show of your choosing. Which one would it be and why?
Man vs Food. I may learn to cook but I’ll definitely get to eat!
Where do you see yourself in ten minutes?
Running errands, I’m always on the GO!
Do you possess any unique talents?
I can drop the F-bomb in one sentence more than most people.
On a scale of 1-10 (one be the least and 10 being the greatest) how big of a book slut are you?
What do you want your tombstone to say?
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
A radioactive book boyfriend has bitten you and now you have a superpower. What would it be?
The ability to travel inside any book that I want and bring the characters back out with me
With your new superpower, you must have a kickass super hero name. What would you call yourself?
Alpha stalker…ummm I may not actually be a hero…
If you could have any accent in the world, what would you choose?
British damn they have sexy scents
Not much I haven’t tried. I used to be young and VERY flexible.
You see a woman with her skirt stuck in the crack of her ass, do you tell her or take a picture and instagram that shit?
As funny as that would be! I always tell people that’s something crazy is going on. I’ll be laughing while I tell them, but I’d tell them.
What is your greatest pet peeve you see authors do?
Being fake with their fans. I get that people have off days but I have witnessed a few authors that appear as if they are too good to be at an event and wish people would leave them alone.
What is your most embarrassing habit?
I’d have to go with the turrets again. My language is appalling!
How often do you masterbate with a book in your free hand?
HAHAHAHA not very often …I read on my phone ☺
What animal in the zoo would you be?
A free pigeon, flying around taunting the caged animals while shitting on people as they walked by
If you were a t-shirt, who would be wearing you?
No one…I’m filthy, stained, and have many holes, wearing me would probably make me fall apart. I’m just for show now. To keep around and remember all the good times.
What is your all time favorite song or album?
War by Bob Marley (that’s right I’m deep baby!)
Name two actors or actresses (or a combination of both) you would want to have a threesome with.
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie (make it happen woman!!)
What is the funniest prank you’ve ever played on someone or had played on you?
Oh take notes
Go to a strip club with 4 quarters. Put it in a cup of ice water until nice and cold. Then tip your stripper with them in the front of their gstring! Fucking hilarious! You may get kicked out but the O shit face is priceless!
What are three items you can never live without?
Phone, vibrater, & my car
I go in hard and pink and come out soft and sticky. What am I?
I come in many sizes. When I’m backed up, you blow me and I feel good. What am I?
When I go down on you, you won’t be happy. If you’re on me, the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty. What am I?
I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave creamy white stuff around your lips when engaged in my job. What am I?
All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
Boxers or Briefs? boxers
Facebook or Twitter? Facebook
Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate isn’t vanilla the before they add the good stuff
Coffee or Tea? Coffee ALWAYS!!
Lady Gaga or Katy Perry? Katy Perry RAWR ☺
Beer or Wine? Vodka
Big or Small? BIG
Tall or Short? Tall…
Scruff or Clean Shaven? Clean shaven
Manscaped or Pleasantly furry? Is there such a thing as pleasantly furry? MANSCAPE IT!
Phone sex or Sexting? UGH real porn please!
Tattoos or Piercings? Yes please ❤
Sex Toys or Fingers? Toys!
Dominant or Submissive? All take both with a diet coke on the side
Morning or Evening? Evenings!
Tequila or Rum? TaKill-ya baby!
Robert Pattinson or Jamie Dornan? I said yes with a diet coke please! Damn what do you have to do to get good service these days! ❤
And that’s it for this week’s blogger spotlight. I can’t express how much I appreciate all that these bloggers do for us authors. Stop by and give her a like. You won’t regret it.